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Met with Gareth (Gaz) today. My cousin that previously saw my profile.
He spent 3hrs taking the piss out of me, with subtle jokes and innuendo that no own else got.
When I met him it was all hugs - which is unusual but now not surprising. I blushed. Also not surprising.
He said Hi Katie, HOW’S LIFE? HAVING FUN?
Asked about losing his beard? Need a change, CLEAN SHAVEN IS BETTER. My mum said she like it and he’s said, its a bit of work but BETTER TO KEEP IN SOFT AND SMOOTH.
Then when asked about his trip home for Christmas that he travelled light, bringing only the BARE ESSENTIALS.
When asked about work he said it all changed. EVERYTHING IS ONLINE NOW. ALL THE DETAILS AT YOUR FINGERTIPS. THE INTERNET SHARES EVERYTHING.
He’s done work on his place. Fitted METAL PIERCINGS TO HANG STUDS.
And I cannot say or do a thing.
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