Today has been crazy fun. My wife loves coming up with fun ways to work masturbation into everyday activities. Luckily, I’m usually always naked at home. Since I have this week off, my wife wanted me to play with myself as much as possible. In addition to watching porn and edging she has asked me to help with the laundry. She texts me a number, which is a stroke number. I am to stroke myself to that number before I can do the task, after I do the task and/or in the middle of the task. Example: 50 strokes - Load the washer. I take a load up to the washing machine, stand there and jerk my dick for 50 strokes, load and start the machine, stroke myself for another 50. Then return to whatever I was doing before, which was gooning and watching porn. I send her a text that washer is loaded and dick has been pumped.

I’d get a text back with a new number to use when the next part of the laundry was to occur. Like 75. Then when the cycle completed and I would take up the next load. Stroke myself to the 75 pumps, move the wet laundry to the dryer and start it. Then I would masturbate again for 75 strokes, load the washer and start it.

She has also put fleshlights and other pussy type toys around the house. If I walk past one, I’m supposed to fuck it for a couple minutes before doing whatever I was doing. If I leave my goon cave (which is nothing more than a home office with glass doors near the front door of the house) she has one right at the entrance, then there is one next to each of our bathrooms, one mounted on the back of the couch and one on the kitchen counter. There is also one next to the laundry room. So yes that means I fuck the toy at my office door for two minutes, pass the couch on the way to the laundry room and fuck the couch for a time, make it to the laundry room and fuck the toy there. Then stroke my dick for the count required, do what I need to do regarding the laundry (as well as the additional strokes). Then I fuck the toy again as I leave the laundry room, fuck the couch and fuck the office toy. God my dick is loving this.