Adulting sucks. I’ve had enough. I just want to be told what to do. Maybe a woman could hire me as a live-in houseboy? 

As soon as I’m hired she tells me to strip bare naked. She throws my clothes away because I’m going to be kept naked. All I’ll be allowed is a pair of skimpy running shorts for yard work. I won’t be payed but room and board are included. My bed will be a sleeping bag in the garage. From now on I’ll be responsible for all the housework, yard work and cooking. Every morning and every evening she’ll spank my bum to remind me she’s boss. Whenever I screw up I’ll get a spanking. When I really screw up I’ll get a whipping. Sometimes I’ll be loaned out to friends and neighbors when they need help around the house. She’ll have total control over my life. 

No rights. No choices. No decisions to be made. I’ll just do as I’m told. Sounds good to me!