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Almost two minutes after our maid had been fired, she took £2 from her purse and
gave it straight to Fido our family dog.
When asked why, by my Uncle, her former employer, she answered,
"I never forget a friend. This is for helping me clean the dishes every night."
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A couple were having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was being served
the husband said, "This food looks delicious, let's eat."
His wife replied, "Honey, you always say a prayer before eating at home."
Her husband answered her, " That's at home, sweetheart. Here the chef knows
how to cook."
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