A few years back, my wife's best friend at the time was getting married. My wife was one of the bridesmaids, so we were of course involved in all the festivities. We were all at the bride's house before the wedding while she was getting ready. Obviously all the guys were in the living room drinking and chatting while the girls were helping the bride get dressed. The bride came out, there was some partying, and then it was time to get in the party bus and head out. As we were loading up, someone remembered that the bride had left her bag with all her important bride stuff in her bedroom. They asked me to run upstairs and grab it before we left.

 I ran up there, went into the bedroom, and right in the middle was the bride's thong that she was wearing that day. I guess after she changed into her more bridal underwear, she had just left it in the middle of the room in all the commotion. There was nobody around. For a few seconds I pondered picking it up, putting it in my pocket, and just carrying on as if nothing happened. I decided not to, since I didn't know how I would keep it hidden the whole rest of the day and what I would do when I went back home with my wife.

To this day I regret not taking it. I could have figured something out. Ugh. Anyways, I remember clearly, it was a leopard print lacy Victoria's Secret thong. Why didn't I take it?!?!?