After a shameful lapse into doubt, this 21-yo virgin loser is here to publicly renew his pussyfree pledge for life:

I, iwanktoomuch, freely admit that I am a hopeless virgin who has never dated, flirted, or kissed, being too nervous, too ignorant, and too unworthy to try. I will never deserve sex, intimacy, or a woman’s touch. I freely admit that I’m a pornosexual masturbation addict, chained to a life of handpussy. I intend to produce humiliating captions to prove and reinforce my status, and to renew this pledge each year. For to break this pledge or to give in to doubt again, would be a betrayal of my identity, and would make me a fraud as well as a loser. With these words, I renew and affirm my pussyfree pledge, and openly accept the mockery and humiliation I deserve for choosing this path.