So I got conned today. I fell for it, my loneliness got too much. Found a website, horny-spot.com, filled in a profile, lots of lovely women nearby. Strangely, got talking to two women nowhere near me geographically, and both just happy to witter on about nothing at all. Bear in mind each message was costing me in the region of £2.

Penny dropped when, having told each of them my job, one said it didn’t sound that boring. I never said it was boring (my job isn’t). Checked the website on Trustpilot. The whole thing is a scam to get you chatting and spending more and more money.

It’s my fault for being so lonely that I fell for it. Maybe I’ll have more luck finding a chap on Grindr.