A couple of things for the ladies to consider:

Black stockings are the only colour for sexy times. Please throw those fkn AWFUL tan things in the bin!

A garter and stockings are catnip to Homo-Erectus!

If your partner desires a colourful set of underwear and a full bush, have at it! But basic changes to your presentation will change EVERYTHING!

Please. PLEASE. Get a complete wax ffs! That horrid landing strip or trimmed beard feels like stubble on a mans chin and has ZERO chance of getting you eaten out! Don't believe me? A full wax will have him eating your soaking hole like a thirsty horse!

Go out without panties then whisper in your partners ear that you're cunt is dripping down your thighs. Better still, bend over and show him!

Buy a massive black dildo and let him watch you gag on it before trying to stuff it into your pussy! Don't try to push that thing into your ass just because you always see it in porn videos. It's really not necessary and presents various issues if things go wrong! That shit wreaks havoc on a hard-on!

DO NOT suddenly appear at the front door in a nurses outfit unless you are 100% sure of your partners sexual psychology. Men like to 'think' they are the initiators of sex play. You'll look stupid standing there with your fake thermometer as he storms into the kitchen angry and confused.

Instead try a sexy maids outfit and once he's settled with a drink begin to go around the house dusting. Bend over often. Ignore him until he interacts. That's gonna get you laid BIG TIME.

A servant is a master in disguise. If you want to be drilled relentlessly then play the game that wins you the prizes!

Thats all for now. Agree? Disagree? Let me know below. And as always...Buy art. Stay sexy!