I was downstairs in our basement rec room scrolling through porn on my phone. The sliding patio door was open, but the screen was closed. Just outside, under the deck, was our hot tub - humming away as it climbed to temperature.
Robert, my friend and my wife’s longtime lover, came down. He was naked except for the towel draped around his neck.
“Hey Whoopsie..." He said - and, holding-up one of my cock rings, he asked, “How you get your cock and balls through this thing?”
I said, “I don’t think YOU can. Not that one anyway. You’re a lot bigger than me.”
“No, I mean... like... in general. How do you put them on?”
“Oh... uh... usually one ball at a time, then you squeeze your cock through,” I said, “Obviously, you can’t do it when you’re hard.”
“Oh,” He said. Then he tossed it to me, “Show me.”
“I can’t do it now,” I said, “I’ll do it after we get in the hot tub. It’ll be easier once my balls begin to sag. I’ll tug a bit of my sack through the ring and then squeeze a ball through after it. Do the same thing with the other ball, then my cock.”
“Does it hurt?” He asked.
“Sorta,” I said, “You’ve never worn one?”
“Never even thought about it,” He said, “Until I saw you wearing one the other day. That one was in Daisy’s basket of sex toys under the sink in your all’s bathroom.”
“There’s probably a bigger ring in that basket,” I said, “Or maybe in the bottom drawer of the table on my side of the bed. Where’s Daisy? She could help you look.”
“Daisy’s upstairs - on the toilet,” He said, “Finishing her prep.”
“It took me a couple tries to find the right size,” I said, “I’m almost positive there’s a bigger ring up there that might could fit you.”
Robert tugged on his big cock, “Yeah? Will it make my dick get bigger?”
“That’s not really how it works,” I said, “It restricts blood flow and helps maintain your erection - it makes your cock SEEM bigger, but it’s really just harder for longer.”
“Think Daisy will mind?”
“I doubt it,” I said, “My wife’s never minded a hard cock.”
Robert chuckled knowingly. He turned to go upstairs, but paused, “You okay? Can I get you anything?”
“Some lube... and a whiskey with an ice cube.”
