I want to be caught shoplifting. The store manager and the customer who saw me take me to the back room. The manager tells me I have a choice. I can do as I'm told or she can call the police. 

"OK, I guess I'll do as I'm told then. What do you want me to do?"

"Strip."

I wasn't expecting this but the police are damn nasty to me so I strip to my undies.

The manager runs her hands all over my undies and grins.

"Drop them."

I drop my undies. Some things I stole fall out.

"I can call the police or you can take a spanking from both of us. Your choice."

 "I'll take the spankings, Maam."