OLD HOUSE part #1
I am looking for a house to buy. As usual, when I see a notice that a some house is for sale, I look at the pictures and the description and then if I like everything I go and see it in person.
One day you have found a beautiful house, old time, vintage, wooden house, beautiful, well maintained.
You go there, you don't know who lived there or anything. You are now in front of the house, you are greeted by the owner (some nice women in her late 50s). You talk, so and so, is everything all right, is there a leak in the roof or no and so on. So she invites you to come in and see what the house looks like from the inside, show you around.
When you walk into the house, you smell a suspiciously pleasant familiar scent right from the start. Your heart starts beating faster because it is the smell of stale piss, but you think to yourself, who has pissed in there. The nice woman goes on to say that her family has lived in this house for generations. She has raised 8 daughters alone and they have all lived in this house for a long time.
Her 8 daughters have left to a special place some days ago. She didn't want to say what special place, only that her daughters are very satisfied and happy and are carrying on the family tradition.
So as you walk from room to room in the house, you smell more and more of this pleasant strong scent of stale piss with every step. And every now and then you notice that the lady also looks at you a little, as if expecting something.
So after a while, when you've walked halfway round the house, the woman asks if you want a coffee, you've come a long way to here. You kindly reply that yes, that would be very kind. The woman then leaves you to go downstairs to the kitchen to make a coffee.
It so happens that you've walked into a rather large room that looks like a bedroom. There's a big old-fashioned wooden bed against the wall that looks like that in it can easy sleep at least 6 people or more. I am talking about a special big bed. You stand in the middle of the room and look around. You smell this pleasant strong smell of stale piss which is particularly strong in this room.
You walk up to this big bed and smell that pleasant stale piss scent even more strongly. Your heart is pounding like crazy.
If only....if only these 8 girls have been sleeping all the time and pissing their delicious girl-piss in this bed... Oh I must be going crazy... but if, oh... if it is true I buy this house no mater what.
Then you go to the wardrobe on the other wall, open the door and see if it's usable. You open the door and see that there are still a couple of girls' dresses hanging in the wardrobe. When you open the closet, a strong and pleasant smell of stale puss immediately comes in your direction. You take the edge of the dress and put it to your nose. Take a deep breath.... mmm....what a great strong pleasant smell of urine. Almost makes your head spin.
"Looks like my daughters have left a couple of clothes there!"
The voice behind scares you. You turn around, still holding the edge of dress in your hand. You see that the woman has come back holding two coffee cups and looking at you and smiling.
"Sorry, I wanted to see if the wardrobe was still usable, if it was broken and if it needed to be repaired or I must buy a new one."
"Im so sorry that I scarre you! Its ok, dont worry. Everything is ok. I just wondered from the start whay you not compline about smell in the house, the smell of girl's urine?"
"I...um...how to tell you...hmm..I like this smell, to be honest, I've loved this smell all my life! And so when I walked into the house I immediately recognised that wonderful smell and I had already decided to buy this house. I just wanted to see more and maybe find out about you who have lived in this house and how it is that the whole house smells so wonderful. I never expected to find something like this, but here I am, Im so happy that I have found what I have been looking for."
"Good to hear that. So I was wondered from the beginning, why you don't say anything about smell. Because, to be honest, it's very difficult to sell a house where everything smells of girls-piss. As far as potential buyers have been here, they have left immediately. I had given up hope of ever finding a buyer for the house, but see how it turned out!"
"You really like the way this house smells?"
"To be honest, yes, I love it, I would like to live here for the rest of my life and be surrounded by that wonderful smell every day!!"
"Maybe it is time to introduce you a little bit to the tradition of this house and my family that I mentioned at the beginning. Then you will understand why this house smells so special and is special."
"As a buyer of this house, I would really like to know. Please tell me everything."
"You see, my family has belonged for centuries to a large cult or alliance of people who believe that girls-urine is sacred and should be honoured and should be shared with others. It was highly desirable for all families to have as many girls as possible, becouse this means bigger quantity of sacred girl-piss per family. Such families with many girls were held in very high esteem and earned a great respect in the community. The largest family I know and our family were very close friends had 14 daughters and only 2 boys."
"Wow... 14 daughters...14 girls...thats means lots of girl-piss daily.... wow !!"
"Yes, that's a very large amount, considering that on average each girl pee 12 times a day. For comparison, my daughters on average peed 800 ml each at one time. This is a fairly normal amount of urine for a healthy girl. Sometimes when my older daughters really wanted to pee, they peed almost 1 litre of their urine. Thats impresive. At those times, we all always applauded and said many kind words as a reward for doing such a good job. Each girl felt very proud of the biggest amount of urine they had each broken their own record in quantity of their urine"
"It's really impressive, I love the fact that the families are big and it's especially good that there are a lot of daughters in the families. It means a lot of girl-piss every day. Lots of girl-urine to consume, to worship and celebrate. I personaly love girls and girl-piss, I love girl-piss smell so much, stale girl-piss or fresh, I love all kinds of girl-piss. I'm convinced that girl-piss is sacred and must be worshipped every day."
"I am glad to hear that. I like that we think alike. Ok. And so we have come to a tradition that families have been keeping for centuries. In every home where such families live, tradition demands that every girl sprinkle her sacred piss on every place, every room, every piece of furniture, every garment, everywhere every day. It makes sense that if, for example, a family with 14 daughters lives in a house, then each daughter urinates everywhere in the house every day, it doesn't matter where, the most important is that every inch of the house is covered with girl-urine countless times ower. And that's exactly what we have done in this house. As you know, I have 8 daughters and all of them have peed in this house everywhere countless times. That's why you can smell this strong, beautiful scent everywhere you go. All the girls' clothes smell the same, and they themselves smell the same."
"Wow, that was so good to hear. I feel like I've arrived in paradise. I've always dreamed of what it would be like to live in a house that smells like girls urine. When girls piss everywhere all the time. I love this house."
"Then it's time to go and sort out the paperwork I assume!?"
"Yes, definitely, just one last question. Are we currently in the bedroom where all the girls slept together? In one bed here?"
"Yes, so based on our tradition, yes, all the girls in the family sleep in one big bed together every night, it strengthens the relationships in the family and so we honour our Goddess. And as you may have guessed, yes all the girls in the same bed also pissed together their sacred urine. This is special sacred plase and that's why this beautiful smell of girl-piss is strongest here."
"Then this bed will definitely be where I sleep all the time. Ok, let's finish our coffees and we can go sign the papers and I pay the money. But I think this price for the house is far too low. I would have gladly paid double, because as far as I am concerned this house has no price, it is the most valuable in the world thanks to the girls who have lived here."
"You're too kind, but let's stick to the price that was stated at the beginning, ok?!"
"And by the way, there is another family like us living nearby, if you want I can tell them that you are a good person and you are like us. Then maybe they can share the girls' piss a litle with you. By the way they have 11 daughters."
"Thank you, you're too kind, I'd really appreciate it. Ok, lets go downstairs!"
End of PART #1
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