Freya caught me staring at the two condoms on the floor, with her panties to my nose. 

‘You can tell that I had a good time last night!’ Laughing.

‘Well I can see that you are still no good at clearing up after yourself’

‘Oh deary me…I’ve left my knickers on display. How very remiss of me. Well, at least I’m not a pervy landlord, caught once again licking my panty crotch.’

I made a point of bringing the crotch of her knickers up to my nose and inhaling deeply. 

‘You fucking old perv’, she laughed.

‘At least I’m honest about it. I’m not stealing your underwear behind your back, like some men do!’

‘Don’t worry - I like to think of myself as a perv too!’

‘A nerdy perv!!’ We both laughed out loud. 

She handed me the coffee. ‘I knew you’d want to sniff my knickers, but I honestly forgot about the condoms.’

‘So you got fucked by two blokes last night?’

‘Mmm yes. My boyfriend and his best mate. My first time with two at once.’

‘Nice. I wish I’d been there watching. 

‘Maybe next time.’ She laughed. 

I picked the condoms up again and squished them between my fingers. 

‘Plenty of cum in here, they must have both had blue balls before they fucked you!’

I held both condoms up to my nose - that unmistakable latex smell, but one smelled much funkier than the other. 

‘This one has been up your arse, hasn’t it?’

‘Well deduced. I only let my boyfriend fuck me up my arse.’

‘Naturally -  but I do like a girl who enjoys double penetration.’

‘I enjoy a lot of nice things!’

With that she took the condoms from me and disappeared out of the door with them, only to return with a pair of nail scissors and a shot glass. She expertly snipped the tops off the condoms and tipped the slippery contents into the glass. 

‘I was going to do this earlier, before you showed up. A real breakfast treat.’

With that, she tapped the glass on the table and downed the shot of cum in one. 

‘Mmm tasty,’ she said, smacking her lips. 

She saw me standing open mouthed. ‘Oh sorry, where are my manners? I should have offered you some! Never mind, you’re welcome to take my knickers - you can get your wife to wear them, and think of me whilst you’re fucking her later.’

‘You are such a dirty girl Freya’

She smiled and leaned forward, sliding her hand between my legs. She gave my balls a hard squeeze. 

‘I just enjoy teasing horny old fuckers like you.’

With that she squeezed my balls again and kissed me on the lips. She tasted salty! I wonder why?

That’s it for now. Freya is such a tease. She knows that I perv over her, but leaves me hanging there. Hopefully, I’ll get to fuck her one day.