Getting My Clit in Shape with Testosterone Cream – Here's What I Found Out
So, as some of you may know (or suspect 😉), I've been experimenting with testosterone cream to enhance my clit over the past few weeks, and guess what? It's actually working pretty damn well, as you can see in this unfiltered before-and-after comparison.
Now, I know how tricky it can be to gather reliable info on this topic, so I thought I’d save you the hassle and share everything I’ve learned during my research journey. You're welcome, naughty friends.
I kicked things off about 12 weeks ago (yep, it’s been a fun ride). At first, I noticed some subtle changes between 2-4 weeks of using the cream, applying it every 2-3 days. To my surprise, I began feeling a lot wetter when aroused, and my sex drive shot up. Now, that could have been a combination of the cream and a bit of manual massaging (don’t judge me 😏), but even just using the cream on my legs led to some interesting effects.

The Road to Getting Testosterone Cream
First thing’s first: getting a prescription for testosterone as a woman is no easy feat. Trust me, I tried the whole “make hubby get it for me” route. He used an online doctor service to get a prescription for "Testogel." It's easy enough—answer a few questions and boom, prescription in hand. Problem was, this gel is loaded with 96% alcohol. Yeah, not exactly the best for direct application to sensitive areas like the clit. I tried it once, and let’s just say the burn was real.
You can apply it to your inner thighs, though, but it’s nowhere near as intense or satisfying as the direct contact on the pussy. Trust me on that one.

Reddit to the Rescue – “Grow Your Clit” and Beyond
After hitting a wall with the gel, I turned to the treasure trove of knowledge that is Reddit. There’s a subreddit called “growyourclit” that’s incredibly informative—seriously, I owe a lot to those folks. I also stumbled across the Euroslut Club, which not only inspired me to give this a go but has more detailed info on this subject. They even share some recipes and tips on their website for free.
While researching, I found an online shop that caters to bodybuilders looking for injection testosterone (which, for me, is a hard no—I'm not interested in side effects like a deep voice or thinning hair). But if you’re curious, search “Driada shop” and check out “Mastelad” (DHT) and "Testosterone Cypionat." If you’re mixing compounds, it’s key to cycle them every 4-6 weeks to keep your body guessing.

Mixing My Own Testosterone Cream
Here's the kicker: it turns out I could mix the testosterone compounds with a body lotion to create my own cream! I used Phlojel Ultra, a special carrier for medical creams that absorbs much better than regular lotion. If you’re trying this at home, here’s what I did:
* Mix 10ml (1000mg) of testosterone with 50g of lotion.
* Make sure it’s fully homogeneous (no lumps!).
* Use 1-2ml of this concoction every 2-3 days, and apply directly to your clit and labia.
I can’t stress this enough: when I’m ovulating, my pussy literally throbs like a cock. A light touch and boom—horny level 100+ unlocked. Seriously, it’s like my body just knows. And the best part? I’m wetter and more swollen than ever when aroused, which only turns me on even more. Talk about a pleasure spiral.
Bonus Tip – The German Pharmacy Formula

Edit 01/19/2025: So, I found out how German pharmacies mix T-cream:
* 2g Testosterone Propionate
* 49g Neutral Base Cream (Basiscreme DAC)
* 9.8g Propylene Glycol
* 39.2g Purified Water
After mixing it all together, you get 100g of creamy goodness with 2% testosterone.
As I’ve mentioned, switching up your compounds every month is essential to keep the effects strong—your body gets used to a single compound after a while, so cycling is key to avoiding a plateau.

If you’ve got any more questions or want to share what you’ve learned, hit me up! I’m still figuring this all out myself, so feel free to chime in.