I would love to have a party buddy to share a few joints with and dress up for.

I always wear pantyhose and girly bottoms.

Right now I am smoking a few bowls and teasing myself with my vibrator.

 A few ideas are running through my mind.

My pervert buddy notices my pantyhose while we smoke and apperars to be curious...

I notice the Image Fap icon on his phone and challenge him to a game I call "Hot Chick Roulette." Find a hot girl to "discuss". (make up rules and conditions as you go along.)

 I "downvoted" a few until a girl I found worthy appeared. A brunette college girl wearing her hooded school sweatshirt and a fancy white tennis skirt was on the screen. The soft shine of her pantyhose added a touch of class and her black flat shoes offered the appearance of prudeness.

I pontifficated the merits of having a sissy friend to smoke weed with and urged him to roll another.

Taking off my work boots, my socks were all funky and loose. I took the first sock off in a slow teasing manner and dangled it over my boot. Miming the motion of letting the sock fall into the boot, I said coyly "Do you think it will fit?"

It fell neatly into the cuff and rudely resembled an ass with a condom stuck in it.

I was starting my sissy show and quickly removed the other sock and stuffed it into the other boot. The ripe odor of "work feet" began to disperse and I dropped my grimy work pants and stepped out of them.

I stood up staight and smoothed myself out somewhat and squealed, "Look at me, I'm a girl!" I was in fact, a parody of the cute chick on the screen.