Speaking from 30 years of experience teaching college level courses to freshmen: Don't sleep with you students! I know it's hard to ignore - the looks, the notes, the flirtation. Here's the thing: If you break down and DO fuck one student, you're going to LIKE it. You're going to like it so much, you'll never again be able to resist. And then you'll hone your game to recognize the students looking for it. It will consume you. It will screw your marriage and your career. And you'll KNOW that you're fucking up, but be unable to care because next thing you know you've got your cock back up inside the cunt of some 19 year old coed, and you're watching her orgasm for teacher. And it won't end. Freshmen are 18, 19, 20 forever. You're fucked.

- Anonymous tenured professor