My penis' state of nature is to be masturbated.To truly live is to masturbate. To masturbate is to live fully. I realize myself as a human being by masturbating. Masturbation is a celebration of the human condition. Masturbation permeates my entire existence. I masturbate watching myself masturbate. We should all masturbate and spend most of our lives masturbating. Masturbation is an immense joy, constantly renewed. I long for only one thing: to masturbate.