My youngest daughter Megan, just turned 28 14 days ago. We threw a big party for her and I gave her a special present. She stops by today and tells me she is late. I'm getting all happy cuz I think my baby is having my 5th child. She tells me that it is most likely mine, but there is a slim chance it's this nigger she hooked up with for a one night stand. Well see in 9 months if we have a new member to our loving family, or if we have a slave for life.  Hehee.  

  So far my beautiful daughter Megan has given me 3 daughters and 1 son and I hope to help her give me several more.. 

 If you can't love your family, then who can you love?