I’m a masturbator.
That one short sentence defines me rather well, I think. Of
course, there are many different aspects to anyone’s life but if I had to sum
myself up in one word, it would be ‘masturbator’. Since the age of 11, I have
masturbated regularly; in the last few years, daily; and I can say with some
confidence that, since I was 11, I have not gone more than a fortnight (consecutively)
without masturbating.
In that time, I haven’t flirted, I haven’t dated, I haven’t
kissed, and I haven’t fucked: I am a virgin and a pure masturbator. I am, retroactively,
quite proud of this record, and do not intend to change it. In addition, I have
always loved porn and erotica. My first crush was the beautiful Serena Wood, an
erotic model: all these years later, I am still slightly in love. This has all
contributed to an impression that the grass isn’t greener on the other side, so
I’ve never had more than half-hearted interest, which has since evaporated.
So, in short: I am a masturbator.
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