One day he called me up asking if he could come over to play games, drink and watch movies with me because his slut girlfriend had been cheating on him so he wanted to relax. I said sure since at this point this was basically standard procedure every handful of months for him. He had always offered me the same thing saying that if my ugly ass ever managed to get a boyfriend and it went bad for me I could do the same. So I went ahead and told him to come on over and to bring popcorn. I got the thumbs up and went back to my room, laid down on my stomach, turned on the tv, and just played on my phone while I waited. I heard him open the door and yell "Bitch I'm here!! You better be dressed in something cause I am heading to your room and I don't want to see your ugly sagging tits!" I was dressed since I had been doing stuff earlier today but I had already taken my bra off, put on a tank top and I yelled as such back. I was feeling a bit miffed by the fact that I was being told that I had be clothed in my own apartment by my asshole friend so I went and grabbed a pair of shorts that basically didn't cover anything and went to the bathroom to change and pee. As soon as I get into the bathroom he is banging on it telling me to hurry up and in my haste I step out of my underwear with one leg while trying to put on my shorts, between his banging and my panties not complying I say screw it and just go pantyless. I want to describe how these shorts fit for a sec because it will be important later. Now these shorts dispite being so small that the bottom of my massive ass cheeks are completely exposed if you're not wearing underwear in them and the fabric covering my lady bits is very loose and will tend to move around whenever I lay down or sit. If I don't want to show the world my big fat hairy pussy then I have to lay on my stomach. I didn't know that if I didn't wear anything underneath them and laid on my stomach it pushed the loose part upward. But anyway I digress. I am sitting cross legged on top of my bed scrolling through Netflix for something to watch when Tom comes out of the bathroom and walks into my room. He immediately screams and says "Fuckin Christ Amber!! You're gonna make me cry if you don't close your legs! That thing is absolutely hideous" he says all of this and gets a pillow thrown at him for the theatrics. I then throw the remote at him while telling him " Fine I'll lay on my stomach to shield the mother fucker who wouldn't know good pussy since he always gets whore!" I proceeded to lay down on my stomach with my head pointed at the tv, Tom hops over me and sits with his back on the wall surrounded by my pillows. He ends up finding some random comedy we both had seen before. I then ask him so what happened with the bitch without an ass? He replied that she did have an ass and that I wished my asshole was as tight as hers. I get up on my elbows and turn around a bit and raised my eyebrow and replied "Oh please she was as flat as a board in both her front and back! Also for your information my asshole is not loose, in fact not that it's any of your business but besides a toy or two I haven't had anything in my asshole!" 

If you want me to continue my story let me know! 

I decided to post some of this after I had some ask me about my first anal experience while they were balls deep in my rectom and another guy was fucking my face. For obvious reasons I was unable to tell the story then lol