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It's the season now and my husband and I started going to the forest for mushrooms on weekends. Every time we go to the forest in the morning, after a while I go to poop. Usually we walk through the forest at some distance from each other. I try to choose the moment when my husband does not notice me between the trees, when I need to poop. If he was interested, then I would have done the opposite so that he would notice it. I can’t say that I’m embarrassed to do it in front of him, but I still try not to openly flaunt it. But something happened this Sunday. I sat down to poop as usual. I already really wanted to poop. However, lately my poop has unfortunately become quite hard and it takes some effort to push it out. I sat down on my knees in jeans and panties and pushed out the hard poop, which didn't come out too fast. After the poop finally came out, I breathed a sigh of relief, stood up, pulled on my underpants and jeans, and walked out. I was late enough when I was pooping, so I hurried away and did not even look at the place where I left my poop. I went in the direction where my husband was supposed to be, after a while I saw him among the trees and called. We got close and he asked why I didn't answer his calls. I reached into my pocket for my phone and realized with horror that there was no phone. I guessed that I dropped it when I sat down to poop, apparently it jumped out of my pocket. I told my husband that there was no phone, and apparently dropped it when I went to the toilet. He asked where this might have happened. I showed the direction. My husband dialed my phone number and we walked in that direction listening to the call. It was quiet in the forest and there was hope that we would hear the call, especially since this place was not far away. Fortunately, after a while, a few steps away from us, we heard a melody from my phone. When we approached, the phone was lying a short distance from where I sat and pooped. Husband saw my poop and said, honey, congratulations on your relief, well done.. We laughed a bit, took the baskets and went further into the forest. Now I try to always keep my phone in a closed pocket.
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