Anyone else just love sneaking into public toilets in hopes of watching a random woman use it? 

Rummage through the sanitary bins for something to sniff and cum on?

Urinating on all the toilet paper?

 Using a tampon, only I lack a vagina and don't menstruate.

Only one hole left to insert that phallic fun plug

So I do it, just like the instructions say, only I slide it in and out myself quite a bit more, 

  What can I say, it feels good.

Sometimes they come out just as dirty as ones women leave behind. 

Only thing is, what smeared on mine is not from menses.

 So I leave it out as if show and tell

I often wonder what they think, either way I get he hard.