From the Secret Mushroom Club Archive:

***Message from the AxMXAdmin***

5/14/2023

 Cellar |||/|/ is seeking volunteers for a new ritual. Experienced members only.  

The cellar has engineered a "two-way hollow sounding device" for rival-to-rival transurethral ejaculate exhange. Initial testing and device integrity has been successful with no negative effects so far. Learn how to fill your rival's cock with your cum. Participants will earn extra points toward promotional consideration. Contests will not effect official competition records. Yes, it's weird, but cellar participants have provided only positive feedback aside from initial discomfort fitting the device.

Interested parties should contact their local Anonymous Mushroom Club Administrator (AxMCAdmin).

Cock high, balls low.

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