i have a great lover,
he is made of red rubber.
ohhh! i love to hump
my rubber foot pump!

his rubbery tail
will gently exhale,
and my clit is so pleased
from the air that's released!

i carefully lube
that long rubber tube.
as my anus gets lewder,
it ingests the intruder.

  the rubbery worm
will happily squirm
and easily creep
into my colon so deep.

when the hose is inside,
i will start to ride.
up and down i will jump
with my bum on the pump.

the pump underneath
will heavily breathe
so my colon will soon
be a swollen balloon.

my wet pussy rubs
fast over the  nubs
that cover the pump
which i happily hump.

my mind's close to swooning
as my belly's ballooning.
for the climax, i'm thirsting,
brings me so close to bursting.

my ballooned belly quivers,
my whole body shivers,
my slender legs spasm,
from heavy orgasm.

as all this feels soo good,
i do it since childhood.
and again i discover:
my pump's the best lover!