There is something about the taste of an unwashed pussy that makes me horny like a sewer rat in heat. When a person does not shower for a few days they begin to emit a boggy odor that to some would be disgusting, but offers me the deepest pleasure. I want to give a large and in charge lady a lick bath lovingly after a long day. I want to soothe her itchy stinky spots, and only tickle a little. Assholes are also delicious after a nice break from cleansing, though I have not yet been full human toilet paper myself, a streak or stray fragment of toilet paper on an ass, I have had the pleasure of tasting.  Worshiping ass always gives me a burst of joy, especially when the taste is potent. I could worship asshole for hours, playing with myself and enjoying the simplicity of my duty.  I fantasize about an elderly maybe widowed neighbor stoping me when I am out and asking me to help her clean up. I love saggy overweight and wrinkly women in particular, but I have fantasized about all body types at times.  I want to be an old lady's human urinal...

I love to hear about toilet sex loving peoples' fantasies, so if you are reading this, please comment and maybe tell me yours.