Yeah I mean I know I'm a filthy perv like most guys on here, and so I don't consider myself to be above the fray by any means.

I love chatting with dudes about porn and stroking together.  Wish I could do it more often.  But there are just some dumb things I'm tired of hearing that turn me off to certain dudes (most dudes on here?) when it comes to porn.  So, in an attempt to spit into the wind and offer some help for the situation....

Here are some dumb-sounding keywords to avoid if you feel that no one wants to interact with you after you say two sentences:

• Cumslut - especially if you are gonna pretend to be a female, avoid this.  No female says this.
• Shithole - not all people want to think about shit and the hole it comes out of when you're discussing sex.  Also, see above.
• Breed/breeding - you have to be steeped into porn for a long time to find excitement in making things pregnant.  Sure, this is all fantasy, but I for one do not want to think about babies when I'm just here for the fucking.
• Hairy - yeah it's just.......  don't assume people are into hairy women like you are.  Sure, it's natural to be hairy, but most people grew up in a world where certain grooming conventions are widely accepted.  It's one thing to accept hairiness, and it's another to find it a turn-on and think that others will, too.
• Powerful - what, are they a superhero?  A powerful cock?  Yeah, I guess it's hard and it slams into things, but "powerful"?   A powerful BBW?  Like, does she shoot laser beams out of her eyes?
• My cunt or my boi pussy - So if you haven't established that you have all these pent-up gay fantasies with the guy you are chatting with, then there's a pretty good chance that they don't want to have anything to do with your asshole.  Get  a grip! 

I'm sure I could go on and on if I really sat here and brainstormed for more, but I feel like just these few are good enough for now.

Feel free to message me or reply if you believe any of these are really worth saying.

Ciao!