I really want to sniff an asshole. Not my own - although I do - or my wife's panties - although I do.l but she's often too clean

When I was 16 or 17 I plucked up the courage to buy a porn magazine. The embarrassment nearly killed me, but I had one! 

In it there was this woman, the one in the mag I kept going back to and the one I think I model my women on even now. 

She had dark hair, therefore dark pubes and she was hairy. I mean, properly - her mons, her lips, her arsehole and her crack. Not her legs or armpits though. But you'd have seen a lot in the pool! 

At the time this was crazy unusual. It was either Brazilian strips or bald. 

This was a real woman! 

But there was more! She had normal tits, not implants and her butt hole was dirty!! In a mainstream mag!!

That magazine disappeared from my life and I realised that model represented real women, so I became obsessed with amature, often mature and always hairy.... And I look and look for what I think of a natural women in porn. With a slightly dirty bum hole. 

I love the idea of tissue paper being stuck to her pussy and bum. I want to eat them. 

I want to lick little dried poo crumbs.

I want to spread the creases of an anus and maybe find a smear of poo

I want to smell the musky and maybe sweaty scent 

Put my tongue as far up one as i can. 

I just want to lick a bum hole.

Heaven help me, I'd even suck a cock to get to a butt hole.