It's come to this.

What are my rules for a meet-up?

Minimize: No fluids. No pain. No cameras. No exposure. No STDs.

Maximize: Hypnosis, hosiery, brainwashing, conditioning, foot worship.

I don't want to be forced to do things. Don't make me do anything you haven't previously made me beg for. I want to see what things I can be forced to want to do.