I used to use CL and POF for hookups but I have no idea what people use nowadays. I feel kinda dumb about it. Places like Tind want you to pretend to "play the game" and be sly and shit. How do I make my tagline "I want a thick penis to go in and out of my vagina?" You'd think that would be easy.

  When I'm horny (like right now) I just want someone to come over and fuck me and leave. Apparently we're now allowed to talk about this in polite company. also I have to satisfy myself by flicking my clit, and showing it to you guys, thinking about you making yourself come while looking at my cunt. What else can I do?

 It's 4am and I'm switching back and forth between beating the bean, and pumping my hole with a dildo. I've been doing it at least an hour. When it's this bad, I want cocks in all three holes, and I'd do it in the middle of the street.

Why is it so difficult to get nsa dick in pdx?