So, I've been divorced for 6 years, and for many and various reasosn I've made no attempt to date or hook up with anyone. 

What I really miss is oral sex, and by that I mean giving; I've always really loved eating pussy and ass, and I've been complimented on my technique, especailly from those lovely ladies who'd never felt a tongue probing at their arse hole (my ex-wife really loved my tongue in there, followed by a finger). 

Just wanted to get that off my chest.