Didn’t think this would be my opener for my blog, but it’s rather significant to me. For many years I’ve suffered what every man dreads – erectile dysfunction. Turns out diabetes and high blood pressure will do that, so be warned.

Within recent days I purchased a penis pump and an adjustable cock ring – easy to use when you live on your own. This morning, in bed, I was perusing a little porn on my phone and got a semi. Ah-ha, time to try the ring.

For the first time in literally years I achieved, and sustained, an erection. Needless to say, that was celebrated with a damn good wank!

Those who have suffered from this will understand how happy I was.