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Five reasons I should never fuck again:
1. My cock is too small so doesn't work well with most sex positions.
2. When it is in, I can't last very long.
3. I'm no good at sex, and unable to make a woman cum with my cock.
4. I'm not attractive and overweight.
5. All women could do better than me.
Five reasons why I should remain in chastity:
1. It prevents me from jerking. If I can't please a woman then I shouldn't please myself.
2. It prevents any women from having sex with me. I can't try and pretend to be a real man for a day in the hopes I get away with it and get sex.
3. It constantly reminds me of how pathetic I am.
4. It gives someone control over my cock and therefore over me. I shouldn't be allowed control over myself.
5. It gives women something to laugh about. The only way I can make a woman happy.
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