I lay awake at night dreaming of serving as a womans' total toliet. I see and feel each moment of my time with her and work through each gross act I hope to do for her. I tell her that I want to eat any product of her divine body no matter how gross; that I am hounored to be allowed to taste her. I sometimes add a few of her friends there to see me worship her and to give comments as I eat.

I start by asking if she would let me consume her spit but ask her to make sure she gives me her best throat / nose clearing gob of goo. I can hear her cough and snort up a gooey mess of her heavenly slime. I make sure I have my mouth open to get all of it so I can savorits salty flavour. I am suprised by the quanity of her spit and first enjoy the saltiness and use my tongue to mix the lumpy mess in my mouth. I finally swallow it as I want to eat more.

I then ask to clean her brush or her hair. She hands me a brush that is matted with her hair. I pull the hair off first then lick the dirt and oil off the brush. I can taste her on the brush and I work hard to clean the brush. After the brush I start eating her ball of hair slowly chewing the tangle of hair so I can chew it up and eat it. At first it is a dry tangle of tasty hair then I get it wet and break it up to swallow.

Next She cuts her nails and collects up the cuttings for me to eat, she makes sure I also get the dirt from under her nails. I take the handful of cuttings and carefully chew them as they have sharp points. I enjoy the first taste of the dirt from her nails then the crunch of her hard nails. I am consuming more than just her nails. I am consuming some of her and it feels wonderful. The passion in me is increasing I am feverish.