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My first personal Naughty item
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So Ive told you all I grew up with my step mother (who is my mother regardless) and my sister (who is step, but fuck you shes sister). But I didnt tell you the house we lived in was actually in a catholic neighborhood, and I did attend a catholic middle school for a year. So pretty much anything violent, non white traditional american, or not girly made me an outcast. I played yugioh, video games, and did bite four people so I was an outcast.
But for a long time I heard the older girls and boys talk about something, the thing that would dominate the wolrd, Porn, nudity, what ever BBC was. And I wanted to know what it was, I wanted to see women and in men in these things where like, so I tried to see what it was and failed three times.
The first time I tried to steal the magazines my history teacher had hidden away in his desk. I waited and planned, got to his desk at the end of the day. And I was promtly caught by the prinicable and the history teacher. They grabbed me, threw me into the prinicables office, and turned on the strongest fucking light I remember and asked me "Why are you stealing pens?". Yeah people where stealing pens from him and they thought I did it.
Second time I found a tape in my dads old stuff labeled XXX vhs with a side note saying (recored from channel something something). I grabbed it and waited for the the vhs player to be open. Mom saw a tape was missing though and waited at the vhs player all fucking day so I returned it realizing she checks her stuff to often.
Third time I played a lot of metroid fusion and zero mission, you get a bonus scene at the end of the game depending on the time and item collect rate, the better the time and items, the better image you get. I thought there was a bikini or less image so I spent so much time trying to get this fake bonus scene. Still worth it playing the game.
Well eventually my older sister heard from her friend that I was trying to get the history teachers pens, asked me about it. Got the real story. Two days later she gave me a copy of Playboy Magazine - January 2001. I dont have the magazine but damn if that wasnt the coolest thing she did in middle school days.
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Posted on : Jan 25, 2022
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Commented on Jan 31, 2022
Damn, you got a look at Gabrielle Reece - and an interview with Gary Johnson! 😂 Definitely seems like one of their more interesting issues.
I’m also interested in the stories of you biting these 4 people!
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Commented on Jan 25, 2022
Well told, thanks for sharing!
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