I'm not new here, I'm just starting a new account tonight. I'm not entirely sure about the theme I'll choose. Maybe I'll be generic, or maybe I'll L.A.R.P. (Live Action Role Play) as a micronation. I dunno.

I'm just here to fap. That is all. No drama, infiltration, or any other form of agenda beyond the scope of the dirtiest of imagination.

I like a bit of an informal preamble to my fap material. For context. Which is why I like captions. Not essays or novels, CAPTIONS! 

In any case, welcome.