Many years ago I knew a strongly  presbyterian Scottish lady in her 50's - 2 failed marriages and no masturbation.

 We watched general porn for a while until she asked me to send for a 3 hr video on anal sex.

The video arrived , and from that point on I banged her shitter like I had a MG42 machine gun - she absolutly loved it !

One night I was up to my balls in her as usual when I realised a turd had made it's way down and was now starting to liquify on my mushroom - It quickly feels like fucking treacle.

  I pulled out and offered my shit covered cock in the pitch dark to her religious mouth - and she cleaned it, and swallowed the following load.

 You could'nt make it up !