Learn these lessons beforehand:

Bimbo training – How a bimbo should stand: “The basic standing posture”

Bimbo training – “How a bimbo should walk: Basics of walking”

Happy Easter, everyone! Hope you are alright and everything is fine – even in these complicated times. So, what can I do to make times a little less boring or bad for you guys? Well, I thought to myself, how about some “classic content”? Remember, when we started the whole lesson paper thing, back then, with the first lessons about sitting and standing? Okay – and because it is Easter, I give you not one, but two lesson papers – I hope you have fun with this! With the topic we are covering today, there is even a small connection to the inevitable bimbo Easter-bunny stuff, because it gives me the opportunity to refer you to our “Bunny lessons”, in which we talked about the different moves, a bimbo dressed as a bunny has to be able to perform. The “Bunny greeting” is more or less the Playboy Bunny equivalent of what we are talking about today – a proper, traditional gesture of greeting for a bimbo. BUT: Remember – if you, as a bimbo, happen to wear a bunny costume – the bunny moves do apply and you are NOT allowed to do what we are talking about today! In every other situation, go along with todays lesson…

The curtsey is vicarious for so many problems we have in our society nowadays, and for many of the elements proper bimbofication is fighting for: It is nothing more, than a traditional gesture of greeting in a respectful and sophisticated way, or as traditional gesture of an inferior to a superior. However, this classic, long-standing form of behavior has become VERY rare and is even replaced by the male equivalent, the male bowing or genuflecting performend by females – without ANY reason. Once again, this is a case of females, adapting to masculine traditions and behaviour with no rationale what so ever! You have me heard ranting about this unacceptable evolution of a sick society here many times before, but this is another case in which it becomes very clear what I mean: It is not like the curtsey is a dedicated gesture of oppression of the female sex like no other – it is in fact EXACTLY the same as the male counterparts, the beforementioned male bowing or the act of genuflecting – just with its own sexual identity! Curtseying is in no way better or worse than bowing as a male – it is just DIFFERENT – each complementing another sex, without any judging. THERE IS SIMPLY NO REASON FOR FEMALES TO ADOPT THE MALE BEHAVIOR! How about instead, valuing and appreciating the traditions of YOUR own sex – instead of acquiring the traditions of the other side, which are in no way better?! This alone is a reason for the forces of bimbofication to protect, propagate and cherish these traditions! Bimbofication is about hyper-femininity – the merits of everything we regard as “female” and “feminine”, so every bimbo should own up to these traditions!

Of course, there are many more reasons for us to establish these lessons today: Many times, I said, that a bimbo is “NOT a dockside whore”, “NOT a contruction worker” and “NOT the hick girl next door”! A bimbo is a creature of elegance, style, classiness, feminine grace and sexappeal. With the ability to perfom this strictly female gesture, a bimbo does not only own up to traditional femininity, she also gives proof of her feminine sophistication and a certain level of classiness. The curtsey itself, is a procedure of movements, FAR more elegant, swift and appealing, in comparison to the male counterparts, which are rather choppy, stiff and very “male in nature” – rendering this gesture predestined for the elegant, light-footed and tender sex: It looks WAY better, seeing a girl gracefully curtsey compared to someone bowing! A movement of elegance, delicateness and dainty, feminine grace – this is what we are talking about. In addition: Curtseying does only really work wearing a skirt or dress – another reason why we should support this behaviour, having in mind, that a good bimbo NEVER wears pants or trousers (unline all the tacky “normal girls” out there…)! By doing a curtsey, a bimbo showcases her femininity in an elegant way that is not only very pleasing to the eye – but may also contain a certain level of sexual appeal in addition.

But why do we have two papers today? Let me explain: While there are many different versions of the curtsey – only two of them are really interesting for a common bimbo: The formal curtsey and the casual curtsey (which every girl out there may have done already multiple times in her life by accident):

The formal bimbo curtsey

This is, more or less, the “classic curtsey”. The bimbo version, does alter a little bit from the established form, but is overall the same. How it is done is explained in the lesson paper above, but when should a bimbo do this? It is not very likely that the common bimbo will have an audience with Her Majesty, the Queen of England (in that case – re