Well I had a very good fantasy while having a shower; I was thinking about the singer Pink and what I wanted to do with her. I would first have her grow her pit hair and not trim her cunt hair so that they grow very long. I would then have her not wash for a week before we meet so she gets good and dirty. If she had her period that week, all the better. I would have her not piss or shit the day before so she was packed solid.

When she came over I would start by having her squat over a large container so she could piss out our liquid refreshment. We both would use her piss to drink over our time together. I would start by licking and smelling her hairy stinky arm pits; sucking the stink from each hair. Next would be licking the grime from her breasts and stomach. While this is happening Pink is horking up the goo from her throat and nose; spiting it into hand and sucking it back into her mouth. She is getting the gross goo ready to snowball between us to share. I move up to Pinks' face and see that she is busy with a mouthful of her goo. I french kiss her and she passes her gross mouthful to me. It is a slimy, salty, chunk filled mass that makes me gag at first but then I start swishing it around my mouth. Pink takes this opportunity to put my cock in her moth so that I can feed her my piss. After her drink we share the snowball by passing it back and forth; adding to it as we go.

After swallowing the snowball we get down to the main event, cleaning her dirty holes. I have her squat over my face so I can lick her smelly cunt. I see that her cunt is very hairy and she has multiple rings through her cunt. She has a tattoo that says shit whore on her belly just above her hair. Her cunt is dirty looking with bits of bathroom tissue caught in the hair. the hair is oily looking with bits stuck together and crusted over. When I open her cunt it gives off a ripe stink that makes me gag. I start by plunging straight into her seaping cunt hole; I suck up the smelly discharge from her and suppress my need to puke. She is salty and tastes like old piss. I lick up the crusty bits and swallow them along with the little dribbles of piss she can push out. After cleaning her cunt hole I would lick her cunt hair and eat the bits that were clinging to it. I would pop any pimples she had grown for me by using my teeth.

Now the best part, her filthy ass... heaven. I would have her squat so her ass was wide open over my face. I would do the reverse from her cunt and start by cleaning the outer ring of crusty shit from her ass cheeks. I would have to take sips of her piss to wet my mouth so I could lick and chew the crusty old shit from her ass. Each piece would have to be soaked in the piss in my mouth so that I could chew it and swallow. Of course while I was doing this Pink would be working on her cunt, shoving her hand up her cunt; as her hand is covered in large rings she would be grunting in pain with each thrust. Once I had cleaned the dirty outer ring I would part her ass cheeks and behold the heaven of her dirty hole. I would be swollen and hairy; with shit clinking to everything. The shit would range from old and crusty to new and soft. I would inhale deeply, enjoying the ripe disgusting oder that she had spent the week producing. I would slowly lick each dirty piece of shit from her and chew them down. I also would start fingering her hole to get her ready for feeding time.

After twenty minutes of licking her clean I get ready to eat from her ass. Pink has not been only working her cunt while I have been cleaning, she had been sticking herself with pins in her breasts. I see that Pink is ready to shit, her ass hole is bulging out as she tries to hold it in. I tell her to let is go as I open my mouth. I see the first hard brown log of shit as it crackles out of her ass. I can see that it is had and packed from being held in her ass since last day. I reach up and take a big bite from the hard mass. At first I fight my gag reflects and wanting to puke. I tap her on the ass so she knows to hold her shit. I start chewing as I see her shit slowly move back up her ass. I can hear Pink struggling to fight the need to shit. I start chewing the hard piece of Pinks' shit; it is gross but good. I can feel the bits and pieces of the food she ate and am amazed that she made sure to eat nuts to give me some texture to enjoy. After finishing my mouthful I finish the rest of the hard first log. The next shit is softer and full of some green vegetable she ate. The green bits (she needs to chew better when she eats) get stuck in my teeth and I have to stop to pick them out. Pink every now and then moves to hork up more from her throat to spit in my mouth. She has picked her nose so hard that her hands are bloody but she is happy to dig for more to suck and and feed me.

At this point I have eaten alot of shit but I know Pink has more she needs to give; her asshole is pushed out looking like to is waiting for a french kiss from me. The next shit is very soft almost liquid; it is the most gross I have ever seen. The shit burns my mouth with its taste but I keep going. It is like drinking a shit milkshake with bits if corn and peas added. I am so turned on to her at this moment I get teary eyed and emotional. Pink is straining to get all of her nasty shit out and farting constantly in my face. The smell from her ass is making me high from the methane of her gross farts.

At the end of my eating I french kiss her asshole to clean her out, while I insert my fingers to open up her hole wider. As she practices stretching her hole on a daily basis it opens to me like a large disgusting flower. I can see her insides and I can lick her deeply to get all the shit that still clings to her heavenly ass.

I reverse positions with her and I kiss her mouth; she gags as she tastes herself on me and I start to heave. Pink senses what is about to happen and she forces a couple of her fingers down my throat to speed me on. I can not hold it in anymore and I puke up her shit and the contents of my stomach on her face. Pink grunts and starts trying to eat what I puke up but she starts puking too. Pink is covered in puke and she starts on her kink; eating our puke back up. I get her up on her knees and fuck her ass as hard as I can; cuming as she cums from eating our gross mess.