SUNDAY MORNING

Next morning, being Sunday, everybody slept in. I was first up as usual and went for my morning jog. Just a couple of laps of Bevis Park to keep me in trim. I like to keep my legs firm but not over-muscled so's they look good in high heels. By the time I got back, Madi and Macks had gone over to their friend's house, mostly to talk about last night. Juanita had made coffee and sandwiches and we sat at the kitchen table.

She smiled. "I found out more about last night."

"There was more?"

"Yup. When you weren't around to intimidate them with your cooler than cool persona they told me more. Turns out that the sedate ladies club upstairs is actually a 'Ladies Only' brothel."

"What!?"

"Uh-huh. Its full name is Prettybirds Ladies Only Nightclub and Whorehouse. And get this, all the whores are guys in drag."

"Wow! Really? Can I join?"

My wife grinned. "I thought you'd say that, you dirty slut. But there's more. 'Daddies' is kept scrupulously separate from the whore house upstairs. That much of what the girls said was true. It seems the upstairs customers don't wanna be bothered with teenies and they have a proper whiskey-selling bar so strictly no underage gals. BUT, what they didn't tell you was as birthday girls our sweet and sassy daughters were entitled to a free fuck from the whores."

I swallowed my sandwich. "And they enjoyed shagging a tranny?"

"They totally loved it. Those two strippers they mentioned? They had them, in a private room, while the 'waitresses' entertained their friends. The waitresses did way more than serve drinks too. The girls stripped 'em down to bra and stockings. They gave oral to a few of the girls, and – get this – including their own daughters."

"Even Gizelle who didn't cope so well?"

"Umm, maybe not. I'd have to check. But at least three men serviced their daughter's clits."

"Ho-lee Shit! That's hot!"

My wife nodded in agreement. "And best of all, the stripper-whore guys that our daughters had? Not only did they have breast implants..."

She paused while I gasped. I've always wanted my own tits but couldn't. They're hard to hide when you're in male clothing.

My wife continued "... but they were your friend Adele's uncle and father."

"We have so gotta see this place, Juanita. It sounds amazing."

"I thought I could go and check it out tonight."

"Me too." I said.

"Carly, it's ladies only."

It was my turn to smile. "C'mon 'Nita. You know I can pass as female any time. Won't it be a buzz to take your feminized husband to a male brothel? So long as I don't buy a guy, no one will know."

Juanita thought for a moment. "I was kinda thinking of 'testing the product' as it were. I don't think I could if you were there."

"Aww, c'mon 'Nita. I've always known guys are just sex objects to you. Do I ever complain when you're fucking Harley right next to me? Granted my sister is probably riding me at the same time, but do I?"

Juanita touched my hand. "Carly you are way more than a sex object to me. You know that. You are the kind and loving father of my children, my very best friend and the prettiest sexiest man I know. What we do and what we have together is fun. I don't want to spoil that."

"And you won't, honey. I want to see this Prettybirds place and if you want to hire a whore while we're there, that's okay. I'll be getting a rush out of passing as female in a crowd of women. C'mon. Call Simone and ask her if the girls can sleep there tonight. Tell her it's a date night. Heck you should probably tell her the whole truth. She'd love Prettybirds too."

Juanita nodded "Okay, but I'll tell the girls we're going to Fort Lewis for a concert and won't be back till the early hours."

"Agreed. They don't need to know we're checking up on them."

Juanita kissed me. "More like they don't need to know that their Daddy can pass as a very pretty lady. At least – not yet!"

Simone loves her nieces and was more than happy to let them sleepover. Her daughter Lea, is just a couple of months younger than her cousins and gets on well with them. Surprisingly well considering she's a very intelligent girl and a self-confessed geek who loves sci-fi and computers. I think she's pretty and petite but she never wears makeup or the kind of frankly sexy clothes that my daughters (and yours truly) prefer to wear. Lea (which FYI is pronounces Lee-AH, not like the Star Wars princess) is a really nice, sunny-smiley gal who, like Madi and Macks, had no idea at the time that her Daddy, Harlan, was a tranny sex toy for his wife. I did wonder if she had any suspicions about it because she's a lot brighter than our girls and she sometimes made remarks about 'Daddy being the pretty one in the family'. I always used to pat her head and say "No Princess. You're the pretty one." Which was true. A clever smiley girl is always attractive. Lea's always been my little buddy. She laughed at my corny jokes. I was just beginning to think that maybe my girls were gonna be using me soon but what if Lea got in on the action too? I wasn't sure I could deal with my sweet smiley li'l buddy perched on my cock. But then again. I'm just a guy in a girdle. Fucking is what I'm for.