What is with all the fucking buttons ha?  I learned to write in html and then they go and make buttons?

Very short... does any one here at Imagfap even read the blog or does every one just .... ummm ... entertaine with the photos?

I love to write and I hate to read. I write (and I speek) in a pidgeon unique to only me... some thing I have done cents I was a small child. It was a form of hiding my secrets from the rest of the world.  My true thoughts and desires are almost certainly always hidden in the pidgeon.  My english to you may seem sloppy and uneducated or even stupid. What you dont see is that I am NOT using English "Proper" ... meening some words may have a complete difrent meening in another language.

Some times my writing makes exactly zero sense at all to the reader. For example:

1) How do Japanese apple get to other countrys?

a) they are sent on the aeroplanes

b) they are sent on the boat

c) they float over on leaves

2) The Communist Red 3-Ring Binder is:

a) the Prime Directive Manifesto for a single world goverment

b) written entirely in Recursive DAP

c) a acronym for leather bondage gear

d) a notebook I carry to Piano Class

e) all of the above

3) Recursive DAP implies:

a) a Dead Asian Prostitute has 9 lives... not unlike a cat

b) One who often repeats usless babbel

c) the caulking around a rental home bath tub tiles has a infinate number of layers

d) DAP Always Precedes

4) " ƒ B7 ska" meens:

ESSAY ANSWER__________________________________________

So you see.... every thing above has a VERY useful and secret meening to me but my look like rubbish to you.

I think I have made many enimys this way... some times on purpose and some time Snot.

.... but I love language the way some people love a book or some people love to draw... like Nooserman.

Language and music fascinate me and they are one in the same to me... at my pleasuer to make my own personal style.

So tell me my friends... do I just keep my mouth shut and my legs open?

Lynn