Part two is to say the least, traumatizing. I am more than sure it would never be allowed here or anywhere else for that matter.  For that reason I’m just going to say if you really want to hear it, ask. Just ask nicely because it’s hard for even me to talk about it. If by some chance all my other blogs don’t get me tied to a stake and burned, I’ll replace this with the actual part of the story of my life.  But believe me, you may want to skip this part anyway.