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Little April was not the best student in her local church Sunday School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was knapping.
"Tell me April, who created the whole universe?"
When April didn't stir, young Freddie, a boy sitting in the chair behind her,
took a pin and jabbed it into her backside.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April. "Very good," said the teacher.
So April fell back to sleep once again.
A while later, the teacher asked April, " Who is our Lord and Saviour?"
But April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again Freddie came to her rescue and stuck his pin straight into her again.
"JESUS CHRIST" shouted April. "Very good," replied the teacher, as April fell asleep again.
A little later, the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after the birth of her twenty-third child?"
And again, Freddie jabbed April with his sharp pin.
But this time, April jumped up shouting very loudly, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING
IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"
The Sunday School teacher fainted.
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