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What do you call a Priest who sleep walks?
A roamin' catholic.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind
when it hits the windscreen?
It's butt.
One sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse
a man is to lick his ears for ten minutes.
Speaking personally, I think that's bollocks!
My mum told me that the best time to ask my Dad if I wanted anything was during sex.
Not the best advice I've been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying,
"Can I have a new bike, Dad?" He was very upset, but his secretary was quite nice about it.
I got the bike, by the way.
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