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What does a prostitute call her genitalia?
My public parts.
A member of the Church invited their Preacher to a party at his house one Friday night.
The Preacher arrives to find the party in full swing.
On entering the house, he sees a circle of naked men with blind-folded women
moving from man to man, fondling their genitals in an attempt to discover their identities.
The embarrassed Preacher reddens, turns to the host and says,
"I'm sorry, but I don't think I quite fit in here."
"Nonsense," replied the host, "your name has already been called three times already."
Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof.
If you don't nail it hard enough, it will end up next door.
An old man was sunbathing naked on a nudist beach. For civility, he placed his hat over his genitals.
Later on a woman walked up to the man and said with a smile,
"If you were a gentleman, you'd raise your hat in the presence of a woman."
The old gent immediately replied, "If you weren't so ugly, my hat would raise itself!"
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