|
What is even worse than waking up after a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?
Answer: Finding out it was traced.
Why is virginity like a soap bubble?
Answer: One little prick and it's gone for ever.
What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
Answer: Oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes your hole weak.
Girl says to her boyfriend, "Do I look fat in this? Please give me a compliment."
Boyfriend replies, "You have perfect eye-sight."
Love is like a machine.
A good long screw will always fix it.
Three little words to ruin your boyfriend's ego for ever.
'Is it in?'
Jamie storms into the house furiously:
"Dad you told me to put that potato in my swimming trunks, so I
could impress the girls at the pool.
But you DID NOT specify that it HAD to go in the FRONT!!!"
| 
