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The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"
Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, Miss, I won't even answer that question."
The teacher calls on Johnny, to answer instead.
"That's easy," answers Johnny, "it's the pupil of the eye."
"Very good, Johnny," replies the teacher, "that's correct."
She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second,
you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment, young lady."
A man and a woman are chatting in the lift.
"What are you up to today?" he asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much d'you get paid for the blood?" he enquires
"About 20$ a pint."
"Hmm...." the man says. "I'm going up to give sperm later
and the sperm bank pays $100 a spoonful."
The woman gets a strange look on her face and gets out of the lift.
The next day, they meet once again in the lift.
So the man asks, "Where are you off to today?"
"Fmerm mank," she says, with her mouth full.
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