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What did the prostitute's knees say to one another?
How come we spend so little time together.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why are gay men like mice?
Because they hate pussies.
What do priests and McDonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat into ten-year-old buns.
What do you get when you jingle a man's balls?
A white Christmas.
What does a slut say when her daughter asks her how to spell penis?
I wish you'd asked me last night, when it was on the tip of my tongue.
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