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There once was a man named McSprocket,
Who stuck his dick up a socket.
The son-of-a-bitch,
Turned on the switch,
And away he shot, like a rocket.
Godamm mother-fuckin, son-of-a-bitch,
Mama's in the kitchen cookin' red hot shit.
My daddy's in Hell,
My brother's in jail,
My sister's on the corner yellin' "Pussy For Sale!"
[Epitaph on a village gravestone].
Here lies the bones of a screwy Dick
Born into life with a corkscrew prick.
Spent his life in a futile hunt,
In search of the girl with a corkscrew cunt.
Dick finally found her - and then fell dead.
Son-of-a-bitch, she had a left hand thread.
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