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A young punk gets on a down-town bus.
He's got spiked hair that's green, purple and orange.
His clothes are a tattered mixture of leather rags.
His legs are bare and he's wearing worn-out shoes.
His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earings
are big, bright coloured feathers.
He sits down in the only vacant seat that's directly across from an old man,
who glares at him for the next ten miles.
Finally the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old man,
"What are you looking at, you old fart, didn't you ever do anything wild
when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies...
"Yeah! when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore
and fucked a parrot...... I just thought, maybe you were my son."
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