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A coach full of nuns was involved in a very serious road accident recently
in which all the nuns tragically died.
Their souls rise and reach the gates of Heaven where they meet St. Peter.
"Welcome sisters," said St. Peter, "I have some questions for each of you."
He asks the first nun, "Have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
The nun replies, "I poked one once."
St. Peter says, "Wash your finger in this Holy water, then enter into Heaven."
He asked the next nun the same question. She replies, " I played with one once."
"Wash your hand in this Holy water and pass on into Heaven."
Then St. Peter hears a commotion amongst the other nuns
and one particular nun pushes to the front.
"What is wrong?" asks St. Peter.
The nun replies in a panic, "If I'm going to have to gargle in that Holy water,
I want to do it before Sister Anne washes her asshole in it !"
If you have a grief, nobody feels.
If you have a pain nobody feels.
If your heart is broken nobody feels,
But if you fart, all will understand.
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