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A woman puts an add in the newspaper looking for a man who
wouldn't run away at the sight of commitment, who wouldn't
hit her, and could fulfill her sex-life.
Two weeks go by and nothing.
Finally one day the doorbell rings.
She opens the door and sees a no-armed, no-legged man.
She looks at him and asks, "How do you expect to fulfill my wishes?"
He explains, "I have no arms to hit you with and no legs to run away."
Then she interrupts, " and the sex-life?"
He looks at her and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any
matches or a lighter. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter!
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